Well…Zephyrus is bitching at me again to take note of some of the new information we’ve gathered. All I really want to write about is how we fucking owned the shit out of some shitty ass stone land sharks but…I guess other stuff is important too.
Lets see. We found out that the pirates that attacked our ship were blackhearts. We also came upon some bandits guarding the road asking us for a toll. I came really fucking close to killing them all for having the balls to ask US for a toll.
I mean really? Don’t they know who I am? I’m a fucking juggernaut, bitch!
They ended up giving us some information though. They told us that Darkstar is a fence for goods worth over a thousand gold. That could be useful later. They also told us that the Blackhearts run a part of Barrinsgate. Supposedly Darkstar also has connections with a lot of the higher ups in Barrinsgate.
We were chilling inside the inn when some farms came up crying like little bitches that Barrinsgate was being attacked by monsters. They said that if we helped out we could probably get a reward from the circle of peers in Barrinsgate. Guess that could be useful.
The circle of peers is a group of guild leaders of a bunch of bandit groups that banded together to try to pretend that they are legitimate. Hah, cute.
Speaking of cute, our group was talking about what we should call ourselves. Summer knights of the yellow rose turned out to be the consensus.
Anyways, we went to clear out the monsters. The “monsters” were those land sharks I was talking about earlier. We found a really big one. He just stood there. I tried to ride him and make him my pet but, I don’t know what I was thinking. I’m not compassionate, unless it’s Yuuya, and I just wanted to kill it.
We tried to reason with the thing by feeding it and shit but, it wasn’t working. Yuuya even went up to it to see if she could reason with it. 5 minutes later she came back to us and said it didn’t speak english…
So we attacked it. We fucked up his knee pretty bad, a chunk of his flesh fell off. He ran away like a little bitch after trying to curb stomp me. It kinda hurt but, hey, I’m not the one who ran away.
We took the chunk of its flesh with us to Barrinsgate. They put it on a monument with our names on to show what we had done for the city. Yeah, we are fucking badasses.
We went to chill in the inn. It was called “The Inebriated Contemplating Cock in the Little Ron Ron.” Nicknamed “Ron Ron Ranch”. While we were chilling there we got a letter from some chick named Stella Lightbringer.
Turns out she is kind of a big name around these parts. She is the councilor and founder of the circle of peers. I guess there has been more crime lately so she wants us to investigate. Supposedly it seems like guards are being taken out by coordinated strikes. Her grounds are in the Bloody Knives territory. There is also a rumor going around that Stella doesn’t really have any more authority over the guilds in the town.
I ended up talking to some random guard of the Bloody Knives. I guess we gained positive reputation with them after killing those Blackheart bitches. He said he felt uncomfortable and that he thought there was some kind of cover-up going on within his organization. He also felt that his people might be behind the attacks. He told us the name of his leader as well, Sven the Fist.
We left to go see Stella later. We went to her office and it was pretty pimp. Shiney and expensive looking. She invited us to her house to talk about the specifics of the job.
When we got to her house it looked even more damned expensive than her office. We talked about the specifics of the job and it turns out if we do well, we are gonna get hooked up pretty nicely. While we were there talking to her another group was attacked and destroyed.
I think that maybe she should invest in better troops but hey, who am I to judge? A badass mother fucker, that’s who. Dumb bitch.
We went to check out where they were killed. It was a pretty remote part of town. Takeshi found out that they were killed by lethal bladed weapons. Could be military, most random ass street thugs don’t have access to military blades. So it’s trained attackers with good equipment jumping a group of unaware guards. Sucks for them. Haha.
We also found some scale there. One of our homies found out who the scale belonged to. With some sweet detective work we also found out his name and where he lives. We also found out that he works for Sven.
The plot thickens!
Randalf, using his awesome deductive abilities, was able to draw a map of the hideout of the culprits based on where the attacks had occurred. On the way to said warehouse we got jumped by some dragon hybrid fuckers.
I think I should invest in a sign that I should walk around with while I am adventuring with the party.
“Wyrmslayer here, do not attack. If you do attack, be aware you shall be utterly fucked up. PS: The Wyrmslayer will enjoy fucking you up.”
Well, actually, I do kinda enjoy killing nubs who think they have a chance with the champ. So I guess I wont be making any sign.
One of their people was actually pretty strong. I charged the bitch and pushed her back a few feet…and then she did it right back. I told her that I would kill her alone and while we were fighting everyone else killed her homies. Then we ganged up on her and she ran like a bitch. We captured her and questioned her later.
She told us that she was told to tell us that they were with the River Rats, even though they were actually Bloody Knives. She also admitted that someone had turned her into a half dragon, probably just like the other dude we were hunting earlier.
I mentioned Thesius’s name to her to see if she would respond. She did a little bit but I can’t be sure if it was because she recognized the name, or if it was because such a crazy strong manly ass mother fucker like myself was all up in her grill. It was probably just me.
We met up with Damascus later. He told us that Darkstar is in town. He also suggested that we release information that we need to get some very expensive items moved and that we need help doing so. Doing that might bring Darkstar to us.
Guards are still being attacked by people in Green and Yellow which is the River Rats’ colors. It could be more Bloody Knives posing as River Rats though.
The next morning Yuuya asked me to promise her that I wouldn’t hurt the person that is going to make her sick or some shit. She was being all cryptic so I was just like, what the fuck just tell me what’s going on and who is gonna hurt you. She said it was Raven and I was like whaaaaaaaaat? Then she fell over. I took her to the hospital and she explained to me how Psyche’s curse on Raven was affecting everyone strong around him. First ramaL then me. She has been fighting the curse for me ever since and I didn’t even know about it. If we don’t find this bitch and have her remove the curse, I guess Yuuya and I are gonna die.
Well shit, that sucks.